Category Archives: Portsmouth

Horror Hair: Glen Johnson

The Palm Tree Afro
Portsmouth full-back Glen Johnson is currently sporting a short-back-and-sides avec afro. The cropped sides and nape only lull you into a false sense of security ahead of the palm tree of a hairdo that is to follow. There is definitely a touch of the Sideshow Bobs about it. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, it looks like he is trying to convince Jermain Defoe to have the same done!



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