Category Archives: Horror Hair

Horror Hair: Kolo Toure

Gunner need the clippers

What’s that all about then? Shades of Tony Daley (Google him, kids!). Arsenal’s Ivorian centre-back has been reading the same fashion magazines as Glen Johnson it seems. So both are now sporting the short-back-and-sides avec Afro. Johnson’s just got a couple of more weeks growth. Hang on in there, Kolo.


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Horror Hair: Glen Johnson

The Palm Tree Afro
Portsmouth full-back Glen Johnson is currently sporting a short-back-and-sides avec afro. The cropped sides and nape only lull you into a false sense of security ahead of the palm tree of a hairdo that is to follow. There is definitely a touch of the Sideshow Bobs about it. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, it looks like he is trying to convince Jermain Defoe to have the same done!


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