He may be England’s saviour, but he is a smelly saviour! Here is Bullard in his Peterborough days attempting to conduct an interview. Unfortunately, he happens to let rip shortly before the first question and the interview descends into farts farce.
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Mirror hack rabbiting on
It seems Robinho’s move to Manchester City surprised even the most insider of football insiders. The Mirror’s so-called Football Spy Darren Lewis vowed on transfer deadline day that if the pint-sized Brazilian didn’t join Chelsea he would prevent the following day’s video in a bunny outfit. Oops!
Champions raise money for the Berbatov appeal
The latest instalment of the hilarious You’re On Setanta Sports show with the Jose Mourinho puppet.
Chug, chug, chug
To be fair, Newcastle’s performance was enough to drive anyone to drink. The Newcastle chairman is now facing possible police action and a football banning order for breaking the rules about drinking alcohol within view of the playing surface. In his defence, a spokesman for Ashley claimed he was “offered a drink which he thought was non-alcoholic so he took it in good faith”. That reminds of the time we were offered a cigarette behind the bike shed at school and took it in good faith believing that it was one of those joke ones… Likely story, Mike.
Football player in big ego shocker
David Bentley has not left himself a leg to stand on if he ever fancies a moan about media intrusion in the future. Here he is dancing around like a prat during a Sky Sports News broadcast. He looks like one of those cretins who used to pop up behind Richard and Judy from time to time on This Morning!
[Spotted on The Beautiful Game]
The Ginger Maradona scores with his hand… nearly
Quiet, unassuming Paul Scholes flexed his ego in the European Super Cup final with his own version of the Hand of God. Unfortunately, Scholes’ volleyball-esque goal would have been chalked off by even the most short-sighted of match officials. And because it was deliberate handball he got booked, which was his second booking of the match. He will now miss a Champions League group game, which has probably got him (and Fergie) thinking that it was not worthwhile.